Picture this:
- Get Up
- Drink some water
- Turn on computer
- Update new Brown Owls members
- Post about Melbourne Cup Day with cute illustrations found on Flickr
- Happy Happy
- Small boy appears in front of me – crying
- Delicate part of his anatomy is zipped into his jeans
- Horror!
- Oldest male in the house is out
- Having different anatomy, not sure what to do.
- Put small boy in bath and encourage him to unzip jeans carefully
- Small boy is screaming and hysterical and asking for Dad
- Gently encourage small boy to relax
- Small boy is still sobbing and screaming
- Tell boy to lie quietly in the lovely warm water (with his jeans on)
- Dad arrives home
- Gets scissors
- Small boy is screaming
- Dad slowly cuts jeans off small boy – leaving zip in position
- Small boy is saying ‘Don’t TOUCH MY P#%@S!!!!’
- I’m thinking I hope the neighbours aren’t listening
- Promise small boy new ‘BEN 10’ DVD from the Milk Bar if he lets us move the zipper
- Small boy is still sobbing
- Dad distracts boy and zips the zipper
- Small boy cries ‘It’s DONE! You did it!’
- Small boy, Mother and Dad sigh with relief
- Small boy sighs the loudest
- Small boy hugs parents
- Mum goes to Milk Bar
- Small boys resolves to always wear underpants with jeans
They all live happily ever after.
xx Mikes