A cute meme via The Lark – have a go! You just google “Unfortunately Pip” – or indeed whatever YOUR name is and start cutting and pasting your favourite quotes! Here are some of my unfortunates – all very funny, I think, but then I have a funny name. Your’s might be boring. I hope not, though.
UNFORTUNATELY….
Unfortunately, Pip passed away in a Paris hotel room on Monday August 28th
Unfortunately, Pip doesn’t really have the temperament for whaling…
Unfortunately, Pip is no longer with us. She may never have interacted a lot with us, but she was always nice to the other mice…
Unfortunately, Pip does not believe Herbert could ever achieve this dream.
Unfortunately, Pip didn’t have the proper identity tags, so if someone else had found her it could have been a lengthy procedure to find her …
Unfortunately Pip saw no reason to get married and ignored my increasingly less than subtle hints.
Unfortunately Pip didn’t sing Teenage Hustling, but she did do a mean rendition of The Waitress.
xx Pip (fortunately)
am I the only one for whom the end of the sentence is always ‘passed away’ or ‘died terribly’ or ‘suffered kidney failure’?
Pah.
Unfortunately Laura hurt her thumb in the bars finals due to an awkward catch on her Geinger.
Heeeee! Maybe this only amuses me so much because I’m ignorant enough of ‘Geingers’ to be able to imagine they are a rude name for lady bits… I am definitely going to play this again 🙂
Unfortunately, Letitia’s first mask leaves Doricourt unfulfilled.
Poor Doricourt.
I gave this activity a go, and following are quotes I liked best…
– Unfortunately Melissa couldn’t keep all her food in her mouth and off her chin.
– Unfortunately Melissa is wearing yellow.
– Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass.
– Unfortunately Melissa can’t stop thinking of how bad Jerry looks naked.
I played this over on my blog too! It seems that catwoman was called Selina, so i came up with some very funny ones!
Unfortunately, Selina survived, and suffered a nervous breakdown, finding strength and the need for revenge in her new persona as the violent thief Catwoman …
Ooh there were so many, but I found this one the most hilarious!
Unfortunately Rebecca suffered kidding difficulties and had an abnormal onset of lactation.
What a fun game, thanks Pip!
Oh boo! My name is too uncommon. All I got was this (both of which, I feel, have fabulous undertones!);
Unfortunately Henriette is not there.
Unfortunately Henriette remains oblivious to this danger.
What fun though! xx
Unfortunately, Denya is not a very common name, so when I googled ‘unfortunately Denya’ nothing came up.
Maybe I can generate my own by commenting the phrase in every blog I read!
This looks like fun! :0)
I have a boring name but some of the google-ing “unfortunately elizabeth” had a couple of funny results…
Unfortunately, Elizabeth’s perfect image is threatened by the secrets she holds.
Unfortunately, Elizabeth’s heart isn’t in it, instead, her conscience and her true love take over.
Unfortunately, Elizabeth cannot take her dogs out for their walks any longer, and the people who do so are not very kind to her dogs.
Thanks for that bit of fun, on a day that looks like it might go on forever!