Here’s how the exercise routine goes at the moment…
Get up. Dress.
Tuck jumper into knickers to prevent riding up-ness
Tuck boobs into undergarments to prevent getting jiggly-ness
Tuck toes into ugly socks to prevent getting numb-ness
Tuck sleeping kid up supertight to prevent waking early-ness
Tuck phone into pocket to prevent getting mugged and no one knowing… ness.
Tuck headphones into ears to prevent getting bored-ness
Tuck mint into cheek to prevent morning-breath-ness
Tuck chin into chest to prevent feeling coldness
Tuck stomach in. Tuck rear end in. Walk. Tuck. Walk. Tuck…
xx Mikes