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30 days : day 3

January 10, 2008

halfway down the stairs at my Richmond house
(also titled – ‘how to hide irrepairably damaged walls’)

IT. IS. TOO. HOT.

Spare a thought for all those customer service people out there that have to deal with Melbourne’s grumpy sleep-deprived population this morning.

salesgirl – ‘Hello, how are you today?!’
customer – ‘fine’ (in a tight voice)
salesgirl – ‘Oh… isn’t that cushion pretty?!’ (brightly)
customer – ‘i could easily make one’ (dismissively)
Pause
salesgirl – ‘Are you coping with the heat? It’s crazy, huh?!’ (sympathetic)
customer – ‘i like the heat’ (flatly)
salesgirl ‘oh’ (weakly)

xx mikes

  • Christie January 11, 2008 at 11:24 AM

    yikes! I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in years (small children) & I manage to mind my manners!!

    life is too short to be grumpy all the time

  • Kirsty January 11, 2008 at 8:49 AM

    It’s just about manners really. Do you sing the songs as you walk past each day?

  • Jennifer Paganelli January 11, 2008 at 3:36 AM

    yummy blog…lots off neat things here so glad I discovered you…Jennifer

  • emma January 11, 2008 at 1:51 AM

    Yes, I agree..There are some human shop assistants out there, people with lives & loves & interesting point of view. People who are interested in the things they sell and the things you buy.
    Don’t get me started..Oh you have.
    We have feelings too you know!

  • boobook January 11, 2008 at 12:32 AM

    ha….

  • Frances January 10, 2008 at 11:51 PM

    I’ve heard people say that looking at a picasso…