I don’t want to go to work today. I know… it seems crazy.. but I’m a bit tired and can’t be bothered to put on my make-up. I just need a good excuse. So far I have come up with:
Unable to attend work due to a sore knee. It’s not that good, is it? Not really that inspired. If you are going to fib – make it a corker, i say.
What would you say, if you were me?
xx Mikes