I, my friends, am not good at naps. Nope. I never have been. I don’t know why. What I am, is good at nups. Nups are the sort of nap you have when you are watching something or reading something, cosy on the couch, and you realise you fell asleep, and that sleep lasted a luxurious three and a half minutes. Sigh.
I nup quite often. But I do not nap.
Nups are the sort of dozy suspect that involve zero benefits – apart from perhaps a wee headache or a sense of ongoing confusion.
Naps apparently have many more rewards. If you’ve been reaping those, I am so happy for you.
For me, though, naps result in me accidentally staying up all night post-nap, due to the consequent shook-up sleep pattern. It’s the sort of “reward” I can do without.
I am sure I am in the minority with my nap issues. I am sure lots of people are brilliant at them and enrich their life with much-needed snoozes.
This blanket is for them.