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Misappropriated Quizzing: Episode 2: Fire and Ice

Revlon Fire and Ice Quiz

It’s time for misappropriated quizzing again! Hurrah!

This excellent episode features a quiz stolen from Revlon. The quiz claims to reveal if you are a “Fire and Ice” woman, which I think is meant to indicate that you are an inherently confusing minx, prone to inter-planetary travel and gazing dizzily into your match’s eyes.

“A daring projection of your own hidden personality!”

Who. Could. Resist?

There’s a blank quiz for you (just below) and then my quiz answers (scroll down bit further!) In case you want to read those.

You. Are. Welcome.


Quiz: Are You Made For “Fire and Ice”?

Have you ever danced with your shoes off? Yes or No
Did you ever wish on a new moon? Yes or No
Do you blush when you find yourself flirting? Yes or No
When a recipe calls for one dash of bitters, do you think it’s better with two? Yes or No
Do you secretly hope the next man you meet will be a psychiatrist? Yes or No
Do you sometimes feel that other women resent you? Yes or No
Have you ever wanted to wear an ankle bracelet? Yes or No
Do sables excite you, even on other women? Yes or No
Do you love to look up at a man? Yes or No
Do you face crowded parties with panic – only to wind up having a wonderful time? Yes or No
Does gypsy music make you sad? Yes or No
Do you think any many really understands you? Yes or No
Would you streak your hair with platinum, without consulting your husband? Yes or No
If tourist flights were running, would you take a trip to Mars? Yes or No
Do you close your eyes when you’re kissed? Yes or No

Can you honestly answer “yes” to at least eight of these questions?

Then you’re made of “Fire and Ice”! And Revlon’s lush and passionate scarlet was made just for you – a daring projection of your own hidden personality!

Wear it tonight, it may be the night of your lifetime!


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Here’s my crack at this quiz (truth be told)…

Have you ever danced with your shoes off?
Yes, but I did get a bindy in my foot, so I don’t recommend it. Those things are the pits.

Did you ever wish on a new moon?
I haven’t. I usually wish on 11.11 when the clock winds around. I am going to add the new moon to my to-dos.

Do you blush when you find yourself flirting?
Um. Shut up.

When a recipe calls for one dash of bitters, do you think it’s better with two?
I haven’t really explored bitters much, but this sounds like a devilishly good idea and I will definitely remember to add two. (But seriously, bitters? How did bitters get into this quiz, Elizabeth Arden? Huh?)

Do you secretly hope the next man you meet will be a psychiatrist?
For my children’s sake, yes. They’ve suffered enough.

Do you sometimes feel that other women resent you?
Yes, because I say “truth be told” in my writing far too often and it must shit them, having to repeatedly stumble over “truth be told, yada, yada, yada”.

Have you ever wanted to wear an ankle bracelet?
Desperately, when I was 13. And I did it, guys. I wore an ankle bracelet.

Do sables excite you, even on other women?
Only if the sable bites the other women. I would find that increasingly exciting. A sable is an animal, right?

Do you love to look up at a man?
No. Shut up.

Do you face crowded parties with panic – only to wind up having a wonderful time?
I don’t go to crowded parties, as a rule. I don’t even get to the “wind up having” bit, because I just don’t do it.

Does gypsy music make you sad? 
Yes, because it reminds me of that absolute cad, Johnny Depp in Chocolat.

Do you think any man really understands you?
No. But who cares? Shut up.

Would you streak your hair with platinum, without consulting your husband?
Shut up.

If tourist flights were running, would you take a trip to Mars?
This sounds dangerous to me? What are you trying to achieve here?

Do you close your eyes when you’re kissed
Shut the heck up.

 

Let me know if you do this stupid misappropriated quiz too?

 

Also: Last week’s misappropriated quiz.

1 Comment

  • Reply
    Madeline
    February 11, 2017 at 8:53 PM

    Ha, ha, this made me chuckle…and your answers are the best!

    xxxx

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